tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9440938.post115830078414639717..comments2024-03-28T07:03:01.419-04:00Comments on The Daily Apple: Apple #195: Your Top FIVE, PleaseUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9440938.post-1160770905638556462006-10-13T16:21:00.000-04:002006-10-13T16:21:00.000-04:00#1 Llamas (duh.)#2 Dachshunds (the most delightful...#1 Llamas (duh.)<BR/><BR/>#2 Dachshunds (the most delightfully ridiculous animal on the planet)<BR/><BR/>#3 David Lee Roth (do I really need to explain why?)<BR/><BR/>#4 The Whole Shebang (which is one of my favorite phrases EVER!)<BR/><BR/>#5 Axolotls (because they disturb me and, well, I guess I like that feeling sometimes) :DAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9440938.post-1160709308214877032006-10-12T23:15:00.000-04:002006-10-12T23:15:00.000-04:00This, sent to me by e-mail, is another vote from a...This, sent to me by e-mail, is another vote from a loyal reader who is currently studying to be a librarian:<BR/><BR/>Dewey- For all of the obvious reasons.<BR/><BR/>Brain Freeze- It reminded me of my Slurpee drinking days and I never thought to look into after all these years.<BR/><BR/>Invention of the Urinal Cake- When I was a kid, our grocery store had a floor display of brightly packaged urinal cakes. I always thought they were candy because they came in bright red, blue, purple and orange plastic. They looked like popular candy flavors and I would ask my Mom if I could get one and she always said no. It took me a while to understand what they were and this entry brought that embarassing memory back to life.<BR/><BR/>Emma Goldman- I had never heard of her, but I am insanely impressed by her conviction. I wish I had heard about her sooner.<BR/><BR/>Pudding- I really love rice pudding, but I can not stand most other varieties. People rarely make good homemade pudding. I was especially offended by the meat pudding, which I will discuss with my British friend from school.<BR/><BR/>There you go, my top five.the apple ladyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03393142025560063997noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9440938.post-1160682807413911522006-10-12T15:53:00.000-04:002006-10-12T15:53:00.000-04:00I guess I better post my vote, too.Eero Saarinen, ...I guess I better post my vote, too.<BR/><BR/>Eero Saarinen, because I learned so much about a totally new subject, and he made really cool stuff.<BR/><BR/>Great Danes, because I think it's funny that these enormous dogs need their food bowls put up high or else they get belchy.<BR/><BR/>Lasagna, because it's lasagna, and because it's also about tomatoes and forks and manners and China and raisins.<BR/><BR/>Charlie's Angels, because it's maybe my all-time favorite TV show, and the entry has lots of pictures.<BR/><BR/>Llamas Visited, because visiting them is how I learned that llamas can stomp a coyote to death, and I heard them humming.the apple ladyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03393142025560063997noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9440938.post-1160681966722176842006-10-12T15:39:00.000-04:002006-10-12T15:39:00.000-04:00Dear Apple Lady,My favorites are:Dewey Decimal Sys...Dear Apple Lady,<BR/><BR/>My favorites are:<BR/><BR/>Dewey Decimal System<BR/>Grommets & Myrrh<BR/>Turkeys <BR/>Vacations<BR/>Syd Barrett II<BR/><BR/>- Jarred ;)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9440938.post-1160677260147546862006-10-12T14:21:00.000-04:002006-10-12T14:21:00.000-04:00urinal cakepastramisynchronized menstruationLake M...urinal cake<BR/><BR/>pastrami<BR/><BR/>synchronized menstruation<BR/><BR/>Lake Michigan (where the fish seem to pee a lot)<BR/><BR/>Dewey Decimal SystemAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9440938.post-1160672224446337012006-10-12T12:57:00.000-04:002006-10-12T12:57:00.000-04:00my top fivekudzu, brings back memories of wade's w...my top five<BR/><BR/>kudzu, brings back memories of wade's wedding trip<BR/><BR/>mr. t, who wouldn't read this<BR/><BR/>the replacements, minnesota drunk rockers, hits close to the heart<BR/><BR/>the inventor of the urinal cake, only on the daily apple, folks!<BR/><BR/>psychic friends network, cause the lady from dynasty visited me in a dream last night and told me to post this. she is currently living her fifth life as a llama salesman in outer mongoliaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9440938.post-1160030656133043212006-10-05T02:44:00.000-04:002006-10-05T02:44:00.000-04:00Hey, Fork Stealer, long time no... e-mail? Thanks ...Hey, Fork Stealer, long time no... e-mail? <BR/>Thanks for your five.<BR/>I have no idea what you mean by "reuben porn," by the way.<BR/>Do you mean the page full of sandwich pictures? <BR/>And how is that unusual, or lascivious?the apple ladyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03393142025560063997noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9440938.post-1159336925100122002006-09-27T02:02:00.000-04:002006-09-27T02:02:00.000-04:00Amazing AlternativesGoose FactSynchronized Menstru...Amazing Alternatives<BR/>Goose Fact<BR/>Synchronized Menstruation<BR/>Pastrami (mostly for the unusual link to the Reuben Porn)<BR/>Jumping into the Chicago River I & IIAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9440938.post-1158619287957395242006-09-18T18:41:00.000-04:002006-09-18T18:41:00.000-04:00Thanks, Jim!Thanks, Jim!the apple ladyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03393142025560063997noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9440938.post-1158605620757236812006-09-18T14:53:00.000-04:002006-09-18T14:53:00.000-04:00count of monte cristo (with sandwich)cordouroy (sp...count of monte cristo (with sandwich)<BR/>cordouroy (sp?)<BR/>1904? olympic marathon<BR/>bumpers<BR/>james earl jones<BR/><BR/>jimAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com